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Fascist Intelligence Test – Political Satire

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1. Gaining the respect of others
Please rank each of the following strategies from 1 to 10 for its probable
effectiveness in gaining the respect of others.
.. .. 1a. Kill lots of people, especially bad people who God doesn’t like.
.. .. 1b. Use big bombs that make LOTS more noise than other bombs.
.. .. 1c. Have your soldiers give out candy, toys and farm implements when
.. .. .. .. they’re not busy killing people.
.. .. 1d. Get rich.
.. .. 1e. Get rich and study scripture a lot.
.. .. 1f. Get rich and never admit a mistake.

2. Telling right from wrong
From the following two choices, indicate which is good and which is bad.
.. .. 2a. Arrest lots of people mostly at random, hold them incognito for
.. .. .. .. long periods without legal rights and interrogate them vigorously.
.. .. 2b. Arrest lots of people mostly at random, hold them incognito for
.. .. .. .. long periods without legal rights, interrogate them vigorously
.. .. .. .. and subject them to bizarre sexual tortures.

3. Self-image assessment
Mark each of the following statements as true or false.
.. .. 3a. Other people are smarter than me but God likes me more.
.. .. 3b. I like being Commander In Chief.
.. .. 3c. I don’t have to ask advisors for their opinions; I can tell what
.. .. .. .. they’re thinking.
.. .. 3d. I don’t have to explain what I’m thinking; what I say is all
.. .. .. .. that matters.
.. .. 3e. People are often surprised by things God has me say.

4. Gaining self-respect
Rank each of the following strategies from 1 to 10 for its probable
effectiveness in gaining self-respect.
.. .. 4a. Never admit a mistake.
.. .. 4b. Study scripture a lot.
.. .. 4c. Get rich.
.. .. 4d. Have your soldiers give out candy, toys and farm implements when
.. .. .. .. they’re not too busy killing people.
.. .. 4e. Use big bombs that make lots more noise than other people’s bombs.
.. .. 4f. Kill lots of people, especially bad people who God doesn’t like.
.. .. 4g. Or All Of The Above.

5. Social cognition
From each pair of statements below, indicate which of the statements
is more often true.
.. .. 5a.1. Money is good because it shows that God likes you.
.. .. 5a.2. Money is good because people will be your friends.
.. .. 5b.1. People like to have a strong leader telling them what to do.
.. .. 5b.2. Strong leaders do things smartypants people are scared to do.
.. .. 5c.1. It’s very polite to help your friends get rich.
.. .. 5c.2. It’s very rude for them to rat on you.

6. Situational cognition
When your soldiers do something really awful, what’s the smartest
thing to say?
.. .. 6a. I can’t believe OUR soldiers would do this.
.. .. 6b. It’s just a few bad apples and there will be court martials.
.. .. 6c. It’s better than what some other people do.
.. .. 6d. It’s shameful to criticize our soldiers.
.. .. 6e. It’s shameful to criticize our soldiers and it’s also grounds for
.. .. .. .. for rats like you to be designated enemy combatants.

7. Assessing the reactions of others
When you send your soldiers on an impossible mission so that they
lose the battle on the ground, accept humiliating terms, and withdraw
from a place of great strategic value, which of the propaganda lines
below will make you look like a strong leader?
.. .. 7a. We have decided to give peace a chance.
.. .. 7b. We have found an alternative solution.
.. .. 7c. It’s better than what some other people do.
.. .. 7d. The army made a few mistakes and there will be court martials.
.. .. 7e. Don’t worry; God is still with us because we are good people and
.. .. .. .. we will attack somebody else instead.

8. Familial relations
Mark each of the following statements as true or false.
.. .. 8a. My mom is a saint.
.. .. 8b. My wife is a saint.
.. .. 8c. My kids damn sure better act like I’m a saint.
.. .. 8d. My father is stupid but God is my real father anyway.
.. .. 8e. God doesn’t tell me what to do because I know what he wants anyway.

9. Social poise
When army deserters are running drones dropping hand-scrawled notes
on the executive mansion suggesting you just walk over to the Assembly
in the park and sign a surrender, ..That, and someone’s cut off your phone,
stopped the tranquilizer pill deliveries and take out burger service,
Anyway, all your credit cards’ banks went out of business yesterday,
and hour after hour, your bowels keep moving large chunky objects,
When that happens,
which way to Not-Actually-Apologize might make a better impression?..
9a. Mewl, snivel, whine, cavil, carp, and grovel very loudly.
9b. Mewl, snivel, whine, cavil, carp, and grovel VERY VERY loudly.

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